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Suicidal
I received this in an e-mail. It is interesting and funny.
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Over five
thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, move your
cattle and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your cattle,
and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your cattle, raised
the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I got so depressed thinking about all this - the Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings,
Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help
line.
I Got a Muslim call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.
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